FirstNamesSaddam

It's a rap. We were 11...

First name's Saddam, last name's Hussein
Some people say he's insane, others say
He ain't gonna get no gain
Cos the Allies won't tolerate his game.

Falling on the ground with nasty thuds
His weapons people call the scuds
Blowin' Kuwait makin' people insane
He's the guy we call HUSSEIN

The Allies' new weapon the Patriot
Ground-to-air flyin' like a flying chariot
Then there's the stealth a nasty invention
Thought up by the Allies' war convention

Norman Schwartzkopf, a US Marine
Was there to lead the Allied fighting machine
He went in there to rip and tear
But unfortunately got caught in a snare

Hussein was ready, ready to hit hard
With his new fantastic Republican Guard
But the Allies were strong, they couldn't go wrong
They took Kuwait and then carried on.

The Allies withdrew and back Hussein flew
Leaving the Kurds without a gate
To escape the tyrant's evil reign,
And so the Allies came back again.

The battle rages on,
Although it's being won
By the Allied forces.
Yo guys, well done.